Our iHookup Review
Sounds cool right? Anything with an I in front of it seems cutting edge, hip and reliable. This site is anything but those three things. It was by far one of the worst sites that we tried out. It had nothing to offer but a headache and masturbation for our guys. No girls to be had.
What was so bad about this site? The major thing was that there was absolutely nothing that was good about it. The girls were ugly, if they were really girls, or real, and the site just sucked ass. It was on the higher price end of the sites that we reviewed for absolutely no reason. We started with the lowest tier of membership which was pretty inexpensive. We then wanted to actually use the site and we had to pay more. When we were on the second tier, the site changed and it was a lot less uncool, and had a lot less options. From there we thought, surely if we went to the next level we would find something better. So, we got out our wallets again and paid for the higher tier. Disappointment set in again. Now we were shelling out huge amounts of money for nothing. The site gave us nothing of value and we were out hundreds of dollars in two months.
Based on our experiences we had on iHookup. It was IMPOSSIBLE to meet real women. We DON’T RECOMMEND you to subscribe on it. You should read our reviews of the best dating sites for one night stands.Why We Don’t Recommend iHookup?
Of all the sites we tried, we got the least amount of responses from women on this site. We sent out our best guys, our best emails, and our best tries and we got only a handful of responses and none of them led to meet ups, or sex whatsoever. What we did get was lots of girls blowing up our email. The best part was that they were the hottest, sexiest women that we had ever seen. The worst part? They were not real. When we went to answer back we were asked if we would like to pay in cash or credit. Being nothing than girls for hire, there was no way that we were going to get a stream of hotties from this site!
Once we were signed on, the ridiculousness really started. All of a sudden our email becomes nothing but a porno site. Every time we opened it up it was filled with hundreds of solicitations for sex. Not the good kind, but the really expensive type with girls who had bad teeth and major daddy issues. The only recourse we had was to shut down our email all together to break free.
I can only imagine with that type of security and concern for our private email what they did with the credit card and personal information we had to give them to open up our membership. Luckily it was a corporate account so we didn’t have to worry about anyone stealing our identity…yet.
Is iHookup.com Real?
Flipping through the profiles you quickly get a sense that there was nothing real about any of them. Any women that were more than a straight up one or two had no clothes on, were airbrushed and had about three words in their description which should have been “I will fuck anything for money”. Although we wanted sex, we were interested in paying for it, so we really struck out with this site.
About a week into it we weren’t having much success and then a girl who was about a 7 sent us a contact email. We thought that this may be our chance. After about four correspondences back and forth she was asking us to send her money so she could travel overseas to have sex with us. Apparently there aren’t any guys where she was from. If you haven’t heard of this one yet, it is called a scam. Don’t ever send money to anyone overseas, it will never work out the way that you want it to.
If you are looking for a prostitute or a call girl this is the site for you. It was chalked full of escort services and prostitutes who were looking for the free advertising. That was about all that we found. We did get some responses from some ugly chicks, but we get those everywhere. They were the type that you maybe want to ride once or twice, but you better make sure that your friends never get wind of it or you will never hear the end of the laughter.
When it comes to the site itself it was awful. Horrible graphics, slow response time and click ads galore. There was nothing you could do but click an ad that redirected you. They get paid every time you do that so although it is a clever trick for the amount we paid in membership it was really shitty of them to subject us to it! Redirected so many times, we finally gave up. The site is hard to find anything or to navigate. I think that my mother probably designed it. She is the only one who could have figured out how it worked. The high tech ones are an enigma to her, this one remedial, this is the one she would have under control.
There were likewise horrible apps that accompanied the site. Of course you have to pay more for them, although I am not quite sure why. They were horrible apps that weren’t compatible with anything that we had, and didn’t give us a leg up on finding any girl, or any hookup to be had. There was no such thing as GPS, or really any mobile communication upgrade. If there was it didn’t go with any of the devices that we had, which were just about every.
You could only download two or three pictures to your profile which for us was not that big of a deal. In fact, at first it seemed like the perfect thing for the guy. If you only had that many to fill it took some of the pressure off. The problem is that when you went to look for the pictures of the girls you could barely get a sense of what they looked like, definitely not what their bodies looked like. It gave everyone a skewed sense of attractiveness. When you are dealing with sexual attraction that is not a good idea.
When we had a problem with our billing we went onto the website to talk to someone. It was then that we realized that there was no one really “manning” the site. The reason why there were so many fake profiles and scams is because there was no one who was in charge, it was a free for all. We finally gave up after sending three emails to correct the problem. I guess that is what they probably rely on. At a certain point, the price of membership for a month doesn’t equal all the energy we spent trying to get the money back.
Conclusion
Our conclusion is that this is by far one of the worst one night stand sites that we reviewed. It was remedial and very costly. The security sucked and so is the way that they handled our personal information. They didn’t care who they gave it out to. It was so bad that we had to completely shut down our email address. Unfortunately that sucked because I really liked what we named that one.
The girls were either ugly or not real. What was real is the disappointment we found at every turn. Anytime there was a response from a girl it was found to be fake. Every time that someone answered us, they were fake, the whole thing was nothing but a time and money waster. If you are going to put money out to get laid, this is not where you are going to want to put it. You would do better feeding drinks to some ugly girl all night. You would probably get lucky and you could probably ensure that she was in fact a girl. Those are two things you couldn’t do with the girls on this site.